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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

This Google experimental app lets you run powerful AI models without Wi-Fi - Android Police

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Market's Slide Broadens in Afternoon Trading - Barron's

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

No way

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why prices from these cities in Utah and Nebraska won't be included in inflation data - NPR

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Engineers bring Psyche's thrusters back online - theregister.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Nintendo Switch 2 Launch Week Restocks - Here's What We Know So Far - GameSpot

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

After more than 60 years of development, here is the nuclear engine that is set to go to Mars with NASA. - Farmingdale Observer

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance